Keeping it professional

To make an offer to another grown ass man to go out on a date together to eat ice cream instead of fighting.

Blank: I'm tired of you talking about my homosexuality you wanna fight?

Tommy Bilifiger: No we need to be keeping it professional what flavor ice cream you want?

by Willie Falcone September 6, 2009

Keeping it a Stack

Keeping it a stack means to be 100% real, but only with serious topics

"Bro, I'm trying to get with this girl tonight"
"I wouldn't do that, I heard she has every STD known to man"
"Man, keeping it a stack, I have AIDS so I really don't care"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

Keeping it fresh

When your lady parts are nice and clean and they dont stink even if you not on your period

I'm keeping it fresh!

by Gr8 girl January 11, 2016

keeping it tight

keeping it local, keeping it between good friends

adnan was like wassup slut check this out, and he jumped up on the stage
mask was doing his poi thing with the whips
wow, keeping it tight
yea hella sick

by notmyrealhandle June 25, 2015

Keling

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms

Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!

by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012

Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014

Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man June 4, 2011