Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

by GloIcy April 6, 2021

Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kelvin

He is a nice but mean person he sometimes really honest with you depending how close you guys are he cares for his friends and family even though he might not show it he is also very sensitive guy but he might not show that part of him so be aware of that, he might not be nice to you but he’s just playing around with you never take things too seriously with him, he might just want to make you laugh and be friends. You will never meet a guy like him, he’s smart, funny, confident, sweet, sensitive, playful. He loves playing soccer as well, I mean a lot of Hispanics love playing soccer too, he loves playing with his friends even though they suck, he loves playing with his team and family. He is an amazing person to be friends with everyone should meet a guy like him.

Ex1:did you see kelvin today, I thought he was going to cry but he went to the nurse and got an ice pack
Ex2:

Girl1:wow kelvin is actually really nice

Girl2:don’t judge a book by its cover

by Best bitch in town June 9, 2018

Uncle Kevin

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.

Uncle Kevin is my favorite uncle!

by Your favorite niece May 14, 2014

Kevin Do

A scrawny asian kid that is obsessed with his car, he drives it, lives in, and has sex with it. He never purchases any parts for it but claims that it is the fastest car around. Loves going to under aged clubs and doing the stanky leg. Questionably gay.

Hey Kevin Do what are you doing tonight? Going to the club man and doing the stanky leg! Look at my car! VROOM VROOM

by Kevin's Daddy April 4, 2010

Kavina

She is the most beautiful girl on earth, she is so cute, she has her own way to look at life which makes her different from all the other girls.

Boy1: Man did you see Kavina today she looks so amazing
Boy2: She always does

by !123456789! September 21, 2011

kevin g

kevin g from mean girls is a mathlete and one fine indian rapper.

yo yo yo
all you sucka MC's aint got nothin on me
on my grades on my lines cant touch kevin g
im a mathlete im a nerd but forget what you heard im like james bond the third sh-sh-shaken not stirred im kevin gnapoor

the g's silent when i sneak through your door
and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor
i dont play it like shaggy you'll know it was me cuz hte next time you see her she will be like "OH KEVIN G!!"

by Sarizzle January 2, 2005