Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.
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Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017
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Mario Kart

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?
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Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.
Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
by randomkitten December 30, 2022
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Kosmic kart

this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.
that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)
by Karting Pro December 18, 2023
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Exprit Kart

A Kart that is driven by poor but amazing drivers that haven't sold there Kart after racing on Crosslink Competition, only good before 2021
that Crosslink driver Alex Stainfeild just got p1 on that 2020 Exprit Kart!
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Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.
Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!
by Dr Face Doctor June 06, 2021
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