kale

if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying

“hi i’m a bitch!”
“who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley

by rollinginturf October 21, 2022

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020

Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

by thegingercringer January 30, 2021

Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡

“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”

by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021

Kale

Slang word for “hell”

What the kale man?!

by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018

kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over

i love kale he has a big cock

by pphole March 28, 2021

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025