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The Cheeky Kaiser

A sex move invented in Pre-Nazi Germany, involving at least 6 people and an IQ of over 130. Not much is known about this, but its difficulty has been compared to rocket science. Not to be confused with the Kinky Kaiser, Classroom Kaiser and the Steaming Kaiser.
Me: Hey man
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
by Claza September 30, 2011
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Katzer

Katzer is the dire necessity of someone to highlight an article they post for the informational benefit of his or her peers. This necessity is born from the posting party’s illogical and pompous belief that no one is as smart as he or she is and the article is useless in the hands of mentally inept people who will miss the thesis summation without direction of someone with superior brainpower.
“I don’t think your girlfriend will be able to follow that rice crispy treat recipe dude, you better enact a Katzer.”

“Thankfully the article I had read was Katzered, or I would have completely missed the intricacies of male horse and female donkey cross breeding and how it relates to people of German decent.”
by 60 watts of brightness April 24, 2008
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Kaiserboo

That one friend you have that is obsessed with the german empire so much he speaks in a mock german accent, hates anything to the right of Wilhelm II, and wishes germany won the great war.

Logistics of germany winning the first world war aside, they will often get pissed when you mention a shortcoming of the empire, and either deny or outright support actions like chemical weapons being used on civilians or the namibian genocide, usually for some bullshit reason such as "tHE fRenCh diD iT FirsT" or "NaMIbiA wAs A reVolT". Ironicly enough they often wont be german in the slightest and probably played too much hoi4.

This may overlap with being a werhaboo, or in extreme cases, tee-a-boo. While untrue, you would be forgiven for calling them nazis, due to home similar they can be at times, and the fact that one can lead to another.
John: Hello, I'm a kaiserboo!
Abdoul: So you're a nazi.
John: No I just support the namibian genocide and reckless use of chemical warfare in ww2 by the germans.
Abdoul: Are you sure your not a nazi?
John: Yes, I'm a kaiserboo.
by anonymous July 7, 2022
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Keizer

A city in Oregon who became their own city in the 80s instead of being North Salem. It has the highest meth use in the United States, and is home to many people who use weed and other drugs.
It's full of judgmental people who only respect other people like them. Most kids attend McNary High School (which is the preppy, white high school of both cities) and expect everyone else to have just as much money as their families. Most kids use their parent's money to buy drugs, brand new cars such as hummers, bmws, and vipers, and brand name clothing. Most kids here would fit in well with the kids from My Super Sweet 16.
The city of Keizer is insane.
by KeizerKid December 9, 2008
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Kayzer

How cool? Super cool. Kayerz happen to be a rare species of sexy asians. They might go to an all girls school, but that doesn't stop them from being totally rad tastic and not get caught up in all the bitch drama. Kayerz tend to be very chill people, and have a tres gansgter vocab, Oh, and are artsy. : )
Dude 1: Wow, that chick is so zen. I wish I had her under my christmas tree.

Dude 2: Dude, she's way to good for you're christmas tree. She's a freakin' Kayzer--> That's pretty rad. YO>
by Dee6 March 5, 2009
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keizersheckt

you are such a keizersheckt
by chris October 5, 2004
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kaizzer

a chef, usually one that works on a pirate ship
man .. piratechefkaizzer makes some mean tacos
by piratechefkaizzer May 31, 2007
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