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Kade

The most annoying whore in the world he’s a friggen virgin and he plays too much fortnite
Kade is a freaking weirdo but low key kinda funny ha ha he he
by Ilodoyodo September 26, 2019
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kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.
by ckkapicka September 21, 2016
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Kade

A tall piece of shit. but in a loving way. He will fight for his friends and is low key a fag. Gets too attached to people he loves and eventually ends up driving them away bc he sucks. Dirty Blonde hair, blue-green eyes, smokes too much weed, talks shit on white people even tho he is white. Kade is a huge ass chismoso but is good at keeping secrets if u need him to. Sweet but a dick at the same time. Too dirty of a mind thats definitely lost him friends. He makes weird obscure references and has adhd to the extent that coffee calms him. Kades loyal to his partner no matter what bc he's been hurt before and wants to hold onto people he loves (ik its clingy don't make me say it) He also has an unhealthy amount of Oakland Athletics hats (idk why)
Person 1: Woah did u hear Kade hotboxed a room at the school?
Person 2: Yeah he won't stfu abt it sometimes I think he needs to chill with the stories cuz its to the point i think some of them fake
by THERINTHEROGUE May 4, 2022
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Kade

Someone who I will pour my whole heart into and who I will love forever no matter what
by Potatoeeees May 1, 2022
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kade

kade is the biggest faggot out there with bdd(biggest dick disease) and still a major chick magnet.
whos that?
oh thats kade they have an obese cock.
omg that's so tragic I feel bad!
by kade.sex.god69 November 22, 2021
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Kade

Are you Kade?
by Liquid Fantom March 24, 2023
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KADE

Kade the god of music and rap
Kade!
by Hydraシ April 15, 2022
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