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Juno

A strange humanoid creature that likes to lurk in discord servers, if approached it will make strange ‘grrrr’ noises to act intimidating but often fails. Because of its below average intelligence tricking the beast is easy. You can sense a Juno from miles away because of its horrendous toxic smell.
Wow I can’t believe Juno has never taken a shower before.
by Sayorichan April 11, 2024
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Juno is an amazing person! Anyone would be lucky to be friends with a girl like her. She’s kind, funny, STUNNING, and probably gay. JUNO IS AMAZING!!!!!
Person 1: did you meet Juno?
Person 2: Yeah! She’s literally the best person I’ve ever met!
by Matchahhahahah October 30, 2023
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Juno is a toe chopper. She has the most ferocious growl you have ever heard and will attack at any given moment. Juno fights like no other. Juno is probably a street cat. It is super rare to see a Juno out in the wild, practically only in museums.
“IS THAT A JUNO?!”
“it is!!”
by Kitten212121 September 7, 2022
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The best artist, had a very funny personality. Juno is probably very good looking and on Thursday, October 21, they will have the best day ever.
“Who’s the best person to ever grace this earth?”
Oh that would be Juno
by Lightexit October 20, 2021
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Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.
“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”
by Kitten212121 September 7, 2022
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Juno is super sweet maybe a little ill tempered but if he likes you then he's there for you whenever you need him and he will love you till the end of time. A Juno is usually strong and agile along with being very brilliant. He may be a bit mean but it helps when it comes to protecting you.
"Did u catch Belly's new man, he's so awesome I wish me was mine"
"That's because he's a Juno"
by That person4 September 2, 2018
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