A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done
Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!
Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done
Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!
Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020
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He was trying to kick the habit man, so he had to Jonny V his old crew.
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hey, did your day go?
Ah, it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
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