Retard-ginger-ass-lickers who think horny little girls like their music. But on the contrary these young girls want to feel the Jonas Brothers tiny tight little nothings. Their music sucks, they think that while they are playing live they can play a solo while holding down a power chord on the guitar for a minute and a half. Anybody that knows music and cares about the music not just the goddamned looks will all agree that their music is a huge pile of babies raped and devoured by a giant four foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth. Anyone that considers this music should be raped, and at that whoever thinks this is "rock" should be killed by a brutal death. Goddammit Metallica is rock, Led Zeppelin is rock, Queen is rock, The Who is rock, but for all that is holy do not EVER consider The Jonas Bothers (yes i made that typo for a reason) music or else I will haunt your dreams.
Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?
Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.
Led Zeppelin ROCKS!
Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?
Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.
Led Zeppelin ROCKS!
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.
by Franoit April 21, 2009
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Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
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He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
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Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis
Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis
by pureevil1990 May 19, 2009
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girl: OMG!!! I LUV THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*
by talksomeshit October 10, 2009
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Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
"OMJ!!!! I luv da jonas brothers soooo much! <33333 Deys soooo talented!!!"
Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.
Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.
by The Lovely Miss Misery November 5, 2008
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