Joey 

The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.

Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.

Joey by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018

Joey 

Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all

-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."

Joey by Makan31114 November 9, 2018

Joey 

Cute caring handsome tall big hearted and someone you can really love and I love one myself. He is the best thing in my life and I love him with all my heart it’s hard not to to be honest 😘

Joey my hot bae

Joey by xXCloSoutXx March 6, 2019

Joey 

A male who jerks off at sleepovers

Joey: Want to sleep over?
James: Yah sure sounds great!
Joey: Where the lotion at? *beats meat*

Joey by Jeffbar July 6, 2019

Joey 

Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy

You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.

Joey by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019

Joey 

Usually found flirting with blonds.

Every hot blond haired girl is taken! Must be a joey.

Joey by Eggflopp October 15, 2019

Joey 

joey
A person of low intelligence often characterized by frequent unination, extremely bad acne, and a sixth toe.

My friend Sam is fun but he is a total joey.

Joey by KangaKidney October 29, 2019