Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.

(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018

chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.

Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.

by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

leroy jenkins

A battlecry that must be said before doing something.

(before taking a shit) Lets do this, LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!

by sirbatesalot October 16, 2005

Jerkenstein

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

face jerking

the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.

by FreedabeChuck May 15, 2017