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Jeffrey

Jeffrey is a racist narcissist who everyone loves for some reason. He has lots of friends and can come off as lovable and trustworthy. He is very goofy but don’t be fooled by that act. In the end he only cares about his ego and what all his friends think of him. If he says he loves you, don't believe it. Jeffrey always has hoes on his dick because of how popular he is. Dont think its because of his looks because he has the worst hair in the world. Literally wtf was he thinking getting bangs with a mullet. Smh the only thing he has going for his looks is his ocean blue eyes. Plus, for as many sports as that boy plays it sure as hell does not look like it. (Not OnE bit)
But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.
Guy 1: Um whos that?
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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Has a missive penis with a big but cheek that is hot and gets woman and they suck him off so hard, he also wieghs no pounds.
dam I wanna have sex with that guy he must be a jeffrey
by Jeffrey J. Jeff July 17, 2022
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The one person who says they want to make plans. But for some reason always has a terrible excuse to not show up. Or is also never in the wrong, somehow has an excuse that is why he can't complete any objective.
"Dude kyle is acting alot like a jeffrey today. He said he couldnt move the parts because he is about to go on break"...."BUT BREAK IS IN 20 MINUTES AND IT WILL TAKE 5 TO MOVE THE PART"
by Ybrik August 29, 2022
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by a man not named jeffrey November 3, 2022
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A hot guy, a helpful friend, sometimes rude but funny, good guy.
Prob introverted but could be an extrovert too.
someone, `SHIT, ITS JEFFREY MY HOMIE!! WHAT'S UP DUDE, GOT ANY SIDE CHICKS WITH YA..?''
prob reply with ew what or no
by shushyal March 27, 2023
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Jeffrey is usually used as a slang for Self-Improvement for someone that doesn't use his time to improve himself, and instead indulges in instant-gratification (Video games, masturbation, junk food, drugs etc...) and usually he also has poor mental health.
The antonym of Jeffrey in the Self-Improvement community is "Adonis"
- Emily: Omg guys!!! Gabriel is such a Jeffrey
-Gabriel: Hey!! Im not a Jeffrey!
by GalGameplays2.0 May 15, 2023
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the cutest boy in the world anyone would be lucky to have him, he’s funny and sporty, he is so easy to talk to and love. Jeffrey is amazing
Jeffrey is amazing!
by Lindseyy August 18, 2024
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