A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.
Jared Landis
by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'
by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.
by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

That dude is such a Justin.
No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.
Oh, damn! You right!
No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.
Oh, damn! You right!
by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020
