When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.
by Victor April 30, 2004
when a cat runs up your leg most likely when you are wearing pajamas and you are protecting your nut sac from being scratched.
your cat was coming after me and I went cats and jammers all over the place trying keep him from being a cripple cat and me a enuch.
by bjhoneycutt June 14, 2009
The act of sucking a women's period blood out of her vagina, then proceeding to spit it on her breasts.
by th3 j3w August 21, 2008
A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.
Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?
Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!
Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!
by ferociousboobear June 13, 2009
Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.
Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
by bballpj28 January 14, 2012
The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
by Transamguy June 13, 2012
Using your fist hitting another man(in clothes) in the genital area or ass inflicting extreme paint.
by Mike Snifferpibbits23 April 07, 2009