Jabberwacky

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.

Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.

by kirry_s March 12, 2009

Jibber Jabber

A term coined by B.A. from the A-Team. It means to talk non-sense. Also known as "crazy talk." (See: Jive)

Noun; "Stop all this jibber jabber, foo'"

by William Ryan Kus November 4, 2009

jabba the cunt

It is where the labia of the woman is chubby and sagging in nature, also covered in a thin bristle and layer of wet slime, reminiscent of Jabba the Hutt.

Ah yeah she right Jabba!

Jabba the Cunt almost trapped my fingers.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

Jabba Jockey

A jabba jockey is a person who likes to have sexuall intercoures with fat people.

"Dude that guy just fucked that fat bint,"
OMG hez a jabba jockey

by richard1000 June 1, 2007

jabber

an open instant messaging standards protocol, based on xmpp (extensible messaging and presence protocol)

i updated my jabber client this morning, and it's looking great.

by milk October 6, 2003

mom jabbar

Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.

Did your mom find out about X? Yeah, she used the mom jabbar on me.

by arcanamundi July 5, 2007

Jabbull

"A most delicious adult beverage consisting of a glass of Red Bull and a shot of Tangueray and taken like a jagerbomb resulting in an explosion of flavor in your mouth much like sweetarts."

" Yo man, I don't know about you, but I could go for a Jabbull!"

"Absolutley! JABBULL!! JABBULL!! JABBULL!!"

by Nicole & Jeremy April 17, 2008