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Josh

A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.
by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018
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josh

by gyaman2.0 May 8, 2018
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Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
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Josh

Josh is extremely cute, he is very funny and friendly. He is very likeable, however he flirts with a lot of people. He has a lot of friends but doesn't take anything completely serious.
Josh I'm sorry, you're cute and all but I just can't date you.
by Jewish Unicorn June 18, 2018
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Josh

The kind of guy who joins vc and deafens/mutes immediately
I was in Discord vc and someone joined and didn't even talk, just muted immediately. Wasn't surprised to see it was Josh
by Lil' Broomstick January 22, 2021
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Josh

The sweetest boy on Earth. He knows how to make you laugh and is super generous. The second you meet him you'll fall in love. He's down to Earth, and is always honest. He's really cute and confident. Haves the purest heart you can find. Don't EVER underestimate him. He's a genius. He puts others before himself which can be bad sometimes, but he doesn't care. Everyone loves him and his smile makes you feel so good inside. Such a positive person and he knows how to make people's day.
Person: "Have you seen Josh?"
Noelle: "Yeah, he just made my day with his smile."
by If I dream November 29, 2019
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josh

dumb stupii kid thad cantt spel andd itz tots nott himn righting this
i want to kill josh
by good old dumb April 12, 2022
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