windshield wash

When a chick gives a man head or hand while wearing sunglasses, when he cums, he squirts it all over the glasses and "washes" them.

Sheila: daaaamn tom gave me the windshield washer last night on my marc jacobs
Betty: I wish brady did that!

by aries:) April 23, 2009

co wash

co wash-means to skip shampoo and relying soley on conditioner, whether you're a daily or a weekly washer.

''I had to co wash my hair after I went swimming.''

by Mya moneyy June 7, 2018

washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.

Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".

by MonteMike February 3, 2009

Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021

Wash A Rat

WAR; When one party has plans to execute an enemy by any means necessary. This party considers their enemy to be a rat.

1. He was giving all our intel to pigs. It’s time to wash a rat.

2. This hating ass pig always got something to say, I’m ready to wash a rat.

by anz91 January 11, 2022

Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

white washed

A term that Norman “Nick” likes to throw on the Ray Naker, not sure why but he keeps trying to blast Ray for being white washed and showing that he has more culture than Ray

Norman “Nick”: Yo Ray, watch this tik tok and tell me how many bollywood songs you recognize, I bet you don’t get more than 2 you white washed fuck

by TurnM3Up May 1, 2020