Get the invisible nipple mug.
Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy
by Jill June 07, 2004
The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.
"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".
by Blackoperative June 05, 2010
by potatoboy June 08, 2004
When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public
by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall May 24, 2011
by Chuck Palahniuk. one of the best and most bizarre books ever written. the story of some really fucked up people who's lives mesh together in some really fucked up ways. highly recomended that you read this now!also read Fight Club!
by spawn of society March 26, 2007