yeast infection

A very funny infection that plagues dooshy and yoan.

I got a yeast infection argh kthxbye

by Yoan June 26, 2006

Indentify

To look within yourself to find your identity/ spiritual being and sense of self.

"I indentify as a goth" she said while dressed in pink.

by FinnishGoth May 20, 2021

Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

Yeast Infection

1. Someone who bitches out about something.
2. Someone who does something stupid
3. A friendly greeting.

Yeast Infection, Yeasty, Yeasted out

Mike is such a "yeast infection" today.
Mike you are SUCH a "YEAST INFECTION"!
Whats up yeasty.

by Karko December 13, 2003

yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

also

when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery

hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.

by alx potham January 29, 2008

Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.

Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!

by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010

Izzy Infectious

That one kid that every girl and every guy wants a taste of, everyone is attracted to him no matter what. He is the definition of perfection, he has the ability to persuade anyone to do anything he wants them to. He is the cutest, funniest and most perfect person on the planet.

That kid is such an Izzy Infectious look how perfect he is.

by PoopFetish February 26, 2013