A common insult, often abbreviated to sux on the interweb, used when describing a bad performance.
Mistakenly thought to refer to a blow-job, "... sucks" refers to the fact that the dutch noticed that certain boats "sucked" water and this would result in a little wave at the back of the boat. The larger the wave, the slower the boat would go; and at a time where there was a big issue with pirates and other naval threats, the fact that a boat "sucked" meant that it performed badly.
Mistakenly thought to refer to a blow-job, "... sucks" refers to the fact that the dutch noticed that certain boats "sucked" water and this would result in a little wave at the back of the boat. The larger the wave, the slower the boat would go; and at a time where there was a big issue with pirates and other naval threats, the fact that a boat "sucked" meant that it performed badly.
by Fishjelly April 09, 2011
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by Roy November 04, 2003
The most annoying negitive come-back one can say to anything someone else might say, mostly used for complaints, but can also be used as a form of jelousy. Meaning either there's nothing you can do, you dont want to (like "have fun, it's going to suck, I'm not going."), you're jelous, and/or you dont really give a shit. Taken from the statement "That sucks," but shortened to "sucks."
Make sure to say it in a "I don't give a shit" tone, and repeat often to annoy.
Make sure to say it in a "I don't give a shit" tone, and repeat often to annoy.
Your Friend: "Dude, my parents are trying to send me boot camp!"
You: "Sucks."
-Later-
Your Friend: "Hey I just got tickets to Hemp Fest"
You: "Sucks."
You: "Sucks."
-Later-
Your Friend: "Hey I just got tickets to Hemp Fest"
You: "Sucks."
by Kvn ME April 20, 2007
by hatethesuckyone May 15, 2010
when you always In someone's business ; or whenever somebody does something you must have to input your opinion on.
by Te December 22, 2016
boss way to tell some mofo that theys a bitch. Slight variations in the saying may occur, such as: Suck it, suck a dick, suck mine, lick on my dick and suck on my balls (sang tunefully).
nerd: why didnt you do your homework alfred? It was worth 5 points!!
alfrizzy: fuckin suck my balls eduardo.
Teacher: Yeah, suck it!
alfrizzy: fuckin suck my balls eduardo.
Teacher: Yeah, suck it!
by datboijake February 06, 2008