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Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018
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Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010
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Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.
Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.
by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024
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freezer pops

Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.
After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...
by That guy who loves to love... January 12, 2016
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Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."
by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021
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LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.
"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."
by jelby March 19, 2010
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