Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

Fridge n' Freezer

The slang term to describe the iconic duo of the twitter users @CTCompss and @ThreeLionsRes

Forget two peas in a pod were like Fridge n' Freezer

by Resta June 5, 2021

Deep Freezer

When they stick a lot of "meat" or dick in him/her

She's such a deep freezer Carol.
She let 6 people hit it last night

by Tanooki_123 July 11, 2016

Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021

Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010

Camera Freezer

Admit it, you just want a Camera Freezer app to freeze your camera cause your getting tired of online school.

(A camera freezer is a app that freezes your camera to make it look like your webcam is lagging very badly)
(Just leave the zoom call and say your internet was not having a good time instead of downloading a app that might be a virus)

Teacher: Explain what antidisestablishmentarianism is.
You: *uses Camera Freezer to freeze camera on purpose*
Teacher: Uhh hello?

by The.True.Definitions February 20, 2021

Freezer burnt

Freezer burnt

Oi that cunt Brad is freezer burnt

by Gooch munkey April 23, 2022