Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021

calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!

A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.

"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod

by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024

Not on your life

said to highlight a refusal to abide by an order.

"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

bye your life

“fuck your life” or “goodbye your life”

bye your life goodnight

by rainbowidiot April 7, 2024

Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap”

Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

by KingHassan February 15, 2025