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iplode

the act of blowing out one's eardrums as a result of playing one's earphones too loud.
Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.
by Ayesha C. DeRaville July 13, 2005
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ipod

A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 July 16, 2008
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iPod

I am I the only one actually satisfied with my iPod? Yes, it can get loads of scratches but if you look after it PROPERLY, as in not chuck in a washing machine, then it will be alright. I have just filled up my 80gb 3rd generation iPod, so no, it doesn't hold 'more songs than anyone could possibly listen to in their lifetime'. Of course, there are cheaper mp3s on the market, but for me, it will always be the iPod that comes first.
iPods are missunderstood creatures, give them a break!
by horsepills May 28, 2007
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ipod

The definitions on this site have been used to discuss the pros and cons of the iPod. The fact is, it is a music player that is priced reasonably when compared to many other portable music players on the market today. The black and white screened iPod were somewhat overpriced, and the original iPod photo was far overpriced in comparison to other players, but with the introduction of the iPod with video it has become much more reasonably priced for a video player.
Also, many underaged children have a strong desire to own an iPod due to Apple's extremely successful advertising campaign, and as a result many people buy these players more as a status symbol rather than for practical use as a music player, leading people to purchase the most expensive model which holds 15'000 songs while only filling it with 200 songs.
Student #1: Hey, cool iPod.
Student #2: Thank's, it's a 60 gig.
Student #1: Oh, nice! I have that one too. How many songs are on yours?
Student #2: Oh, like 13'000, how about you?
Student #1: Wow! That's so many! I only have like 350!
Student #2: ...well then why did you get the 60 gig version?
Student #1: Oh yeah, well why do you have all of that music!?
Student #2: Because I really appreciate music and this was the best piece of hardware I could find that would hold it all with an easy to manage user interface.
Student #1: Well... You suck!
by ZachDigger109-32 May 21, 2006
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iPod Bitch

A person who uses his/her friends itunes account to upload songs to his iPod. Making his/her friend an iPod bitch.
A: Hey i didnt know you liked pink floyd?

B: I dont its from my friends itunes hes my ipod bitch.
by Wilsonnnnnnnnn the ball. August 24, 2010
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iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.
Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?
by socalbomber July 13, 2009
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giant ipod

A laptop, especially when said laptop is used primarily for listening to music
We got tired of the radio stations on our roadtrip, so we used our giant ipods to play some better music
by Mike Sheehan May 10, 2007
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