jackson hoye

The perfect guy, he’s tall, athletic, hot, smart, and has a 15 inch schlong.

I have wet dreams about Jackson Hoye

by Nik Kerr December 9, 2019

Hoye Kennedy'ing

to accedently humping someone while walking in between a person and a wall

walking in between where someone is sitting and a wall accidently humping

man: *walks between your friend and a wall and humps them by accident*

some dude: Hey watch it don't be Hoye Kennedy'ing on me!"

by Hoye Kennedy November 11, 2013

hoyes' inbox

something absolutely nobody gives a shit about.

please fill hoyes' inbox with useless information.

by Benjamin P. Runkle April 16, 2008

Pulling a Hoye

1.Going all weird and cutting your bangs too short and dying your hair, then dyeing your hair ONCE MORE, to try and make it look better.
2.Going to the nurse's office for no reason, saying that you twisted your wrist or something along the lines of that.
3.Having a cold-pack fetish.

"did you see jana? she totally pulled a hoye today in gym, she just didn't want to play softball!"

"are you pulling a hoye? your hair looks really different..."

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week

Lima bug

“ Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week”

by AOBS April 26, 2021

jake hoy

Moobs

Look at the Jake Hoys on that guy.

by your m0ther February 8, 2014

Sloppy Hoy

A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.

Did you just Sloppy Hoy in here? The floor is slippery, and you woke up the baby.

by Brunhilde December 2, 2016