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honey-boo 

Honey-boo: Honey-boos are rare so when you find one never let her go. She is beautiful and her smile lights up the whole room. They normally like rap music and have brown hair. They also are kind and caring and are always there when you need them. They think they need make up but they are beautiful as they are
Zack: Woah look at that girl
Josh: Yeah well I called her first she's a Honey-boo
Honey-boo: Hey I'm listning to hotline bling
Drake: Hotline bling
honey-boo by Dance_drama_lil March 19, 2016
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honey on the biscuits 

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!
What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

Honey Heel 

When someone steps in the jizz you forgot to clean up.
Oh shit...what the hell is this? A Honey Heel?
Honey Heel by wittylit July 9, 2010

Honey Boo Boo 

The worst fucking goddamn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the fucking thing was cancelled thank god. This 'TV show' consisted of a Walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you fucking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate America, and I fucking love America, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole goddamn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. This is honestly how the rest of the world sees America, not like the normal fucking people there, no, they see Americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don't even get me started on the 'Go-Go Juice'. This fucking thing screams "SPONTANEOUS SEIZURE" in a bottle, you know what this fucking- this- THING contains? Red Bull, Mountain Dew and PURE FUCKING GASOLINE, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- Now I would start calling the Morgue, the FBI, the Police, and the CPA because that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!I just hate this show so much. You know what I'd rather watch? Fucking Justin "I wish you were aborted" Bieber stroking Jennifer Lawrence while licking his lips and staring passionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, I'd rather watch that than... THIS!
"These other girls are crazy if they think they can beat Honey Boo-Boo child"- Honey Boo Boo, Yes insert the fucking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.
Honey Boo Boo by JazzJam November 1, 2013

Honey badger mode 

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.
Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.
Honey badger mode by Cruncherific December 7, 2011

honey pot 

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.
There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.
honey pot by ZIG January 4, 2005

honey boom 

And exclamation used mostly by Black girls in South Florida in...especially in the 1980's...its basically an exclamation like, "Chile please," or "No she DIH-int!" or to add emphasis for something good that just happened or to comment on a diss.
After someone reveals some juicy gossip that you've been waiting to hear..."MM! Honey BOOM!" That was GOOD!

After someone just told another person off really well and you want to give your approval, say, "Honey BOOM!"

"Honey BOOM!"....I KNOW, I look good in my new jeans.
honey boom by tremellek April 26, 2010