Holiday Butthole 

noun. Holiday butthole refers to the digestive ailments and the feelings of terror accompanying as the result of ingesting foreign foods

Have you eaten at that new Mexican joint? I had the spicy fish tacos last night and woke up with holiday butthole.

Holiday Butthole by Pattycakes007 November 16, 2011

Holiday Season 

Some bullshit politically correct term to avoid saying the dreaded word "Christmas" even though everyone knows that's exactly what you're fucking talking about.

Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!

Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.

Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*

Holiday Season by JeChristo July 25, 2011

Holiday Season 

A period of time in which millions of people fight in stores for small plastic toys to give to their children. If one of these plastic toys is not recieved by the child, he will turn into a demon and proceed to destroy sections of the home.

Dad- Son, I got you an expensive toy for this years Holiday Season
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.

Holiday Season by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

Holiday cock

The phenomenon of ones genitalia being larger and generally more relaxed whilst on holiday, particularly in warmer climates.

"I was surprised when i went to pee today, I had holiday cock and it is freezing out"

Holiday cock by okeloon December 16, 2008

Holiday boobs 

Enlarged breasts due to weight gain during the holidays.

Friend: Wow - look at your awesome holiday boobs!

Friend: I know! I get them everytime I gain weight over the holidays.

Holiday boobs by shellyboobs January 10, 2010

holiday homework 

Homework assigned over the holidays i.e the worst kind of homework that any teacher could give.

Biology Teacher: You have to do a cell poster, do this prac and a chapter test for holiday homework.
English Teacher: You have to write 700-800 words on this creative writing task.
French Teacher: You have to write a paragraph about your family and do 11 pages of your grammar book.
Me: Oh dear god please help me!
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: *has to do it at the last minute* FUUUUUUUUU

holiday homework by xgirlybooknerdx May 8, 2016

Holiday Father 

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

Holiday Father by Stellababe August 4, 2011