oh my god its holden hoffman minecraft
by justausernamekeepscrolling September 21, 2021
Holden Bailey is stupid
by Holden Bailey July 03, 2023
Refers to either:
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.
(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 01, 2023
Bonnie and Holden. 2 weird ass motherfuckers. Both in the mafia. Both capos. They are the shit. Usually seen in a strip club. Both look insanely gay.
Bonnie and Holden are the best
by Dhdhsjhs January 16, 2022
What do you call a 80 year old queer at the mardi gras? A Rodeo driver. Only gay fat men drive this kind of car, it’s a piece of shit and you might aswell buy a Ford falcon and put 33s on it
“Did you see Jeffreys new car it’s one of those shit box woman’s cars that old queers get”
Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit
Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit
by Jeffrey Keena May 25, 2022
by Insanitybzv2 May 03, 2021
Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her
by StripperSloth February 02, 2018