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Hobonese

A language used by homeless people, or "hobos". Hobonese is very heavy on the letter 'r' and often all words run together into one giant sentence.
Edward: "Damn that homeless dude with the three wheeled cart has a thick hobonese accent. Oh crap here he comes."

Hobo: "Wurt dur hell'r yew durrin' yew rich burrsturd, give me all'ur dimes."
by Kenton2k January 29, 2009
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homode

A hyperactive spree in which your activities bother everyone except for you, but you do not care because of how fun they are. Not to be confused with "home mode," the mode of being at home.
The Afflicted: I'm going crazy!
The Unafflicted: Why are you going crazy?
The Afflicted: Because I'm homode!!!
The Unafflicted: Please stop.
by Atome May 3, 2010
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Hobosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the homeless
Didja hear about Dannielle and Lucass? They came out as hobosexuals!
by MandM Productions November 24, 2019
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hooded rat

the clitoris, as it refers to the clitoral hood (fleshy covering)
I love a fuckin' hooded rat; that's a fact - Juvenile
by babyA December 5, 2005
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Hoodest

Being above hood, but still proper. Also Known As LaLa
Hoodest person you know but they are also proper and they know to carry themselves.
by Ms.James March 9, 2009
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hobosexual

a person that exclusively dates only the homeless
yeah, he finally came out of the closest and is embracing his hobosexuallity
by LBONUDL January 22, 2011
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hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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