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Hinduism

Hinduism is a completely sensible religion.
by Sacred Cow September 26, 2010
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Hindu Flower

Man serves you in petrol station (he is indian) you are taking your time to decide what will please your appetite, He remarks "can you hurry up, I want to be ears deep in this bitching Hindu flower"
by lickuranus November 25, 2012
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Al Hamdula

A greeting amongst some middle eastern countries which means "thank alla"
often associated with a firm handshake (3 firm shakes and a serious look in the eyes)
Poon- "Al hamdula!"
poon2"Al hamdula!"
Poon-"did you watch the criket game?"
by THE BEAVERRRRRR June 15, 2007
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hindu

A religion based on the caste system. Many people are gonna give this a thumbs down, because they're hindus. Hinduism also has many supersticions. Such as, they ask a preist (pundit) what day of the year is it auspicious to arrange a marriage. If the marriage does not happen on that certain day, the marriage is going to be a disaster. Eventhough some people say hinduism is a peaceful religion, hindus are backstabbing motherfuckers. I garuntee you, if you do a favor for a hindu, the ungrateful bastard will not return the favor when you are in need, infact he will fuck you over like a little bitch. Im not telling you to hate all hindus but thats the way MOST of them are.
Hindu- Hinduism is a peaceful religiom

Me- Your religion maybe peaceful but that dosent make you peaceful. Hindus have killed many muslim minorities in India. They also persecuted sikhs and christians. What do you say to that?

Hindu- uh....umh....thank you come again?
by Singh iz king August 30, 2007
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Hinduism

Oldest religion. Based on reincarnation based on karma. If you are bad, you will reincarnate as something bad. Same with being good. But if you are perfect, you go to the top of the universe.
Hinduism is still very popular today!
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
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HINDU

On Ganesh festival in whole India, especially coastal Maharashtra million tones of idols of obese hindu lord ganesh are ceremoniously thrown into rivers Arabian sea. Idols are made of calcium carbonate silica compounds causing great threat to life of organisms fishes causing destruction avoidable pollution reduction in Biological Oxygen Demand BOD. Hindus are continuing with their foolish religious practices ganesh was mythological god son of ascetic Shiva, was beheaded by his Father lord Shiva when he (Ganesh) stopped father (shiva) from approaching his mother parvati who was taking her bath..-During whole night of diwali festival in October each every Hindu blast trillion tones of Crackers small bombs chanting‘BOMB BOMB BOLAY’ at rooftops of houses poisonous hydrocarbons into air frightening animals birds noise pollution Scientists say cow dung passing gas belches as source of major main green house gas -methane into air causing global warming. However Hindus foolishly claim cow as flawless pious mother, drink its urine neglecting other milk giving animals.-During festival holi hindus throw color powder on each others everyone going in streets even forcibly in shameless uncivilized manner. Several tones of artificial powder colors made of harmful prohibited chemicals go down into drains sever causing soil water pollution besides waste of millions of money. It is sheer irony of situation that at this time 35 percent of hindu in India are living below poverty line.
HINDU-polluting rivers, air and surroundings
During Ganesh
by mark anthonydude October 11, 2009
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A woo woo or a Hindu

Slang used to describe the difference between an American Indian and someone from India.
Running Bird is either a Woo Woo or a Hindu.
by Kim Gregory September 3, 2007
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