Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.
by Sluggou812 November 05, 2022
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Hidee ho

A greeting used by crazy teachers when they write emails.
Hidee ho , Ms blubber here, just letting you know there's a test on Thursday .
by The school freak March 15, 2018
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Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
by Hidenseeker November 06, 2018
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hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...
by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011
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ride it then hide it

to have sex with a boy/girl then staying away from them after
by Geecks January 23, 2016
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ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!
by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016
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hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis
John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.
by John Anthony Moore March 10, 2008
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