by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent
heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
by bribri June 1, 2022

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.
by The worst English student February 23, 2022

That feeling when you knows what that Word means but you're do miserable that you either clicked here or wrote just by B O R E D O O O M
In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.
In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.
BRO #1: Bro, i got so stoned, i realized that i love you.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.
by Kertes August 9, 2019

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Heterosexual.
by Jargolini December 2, 2024
