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Heterosexual

Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual
by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023
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heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent
heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
by bribri June 1, 2022
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pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.
"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."
by The worst English student February 23, 2022
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Heterosexual

That feeling when you knows what that Word means but you're do miserable that you either clicked here or wrote just by B O R E D O O O M

In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.
BRO #1: Bro, i got so stoned, i realized that i love you.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.
by Kertes August 9, 2019
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Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*
by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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heterosexual

Someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex.
Heterosexual.
by Jargolini December 2, 2024
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