Hetero-Speculative

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018

heterochromia iridum

a person with two different eye colours

ooh look that person has heterochromia iridum

by amkww May 4, 2019

Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019

Hetero-binarist

A straight (hetero) person who believes in Binarism, or the belief that there are only two genders.

Normal people are hetero-binarist

by Normalfolk September 12, 2019

hetero sex

It’s when only one of two people who are having sex orgasm. Usually only the man cums and the woman’s needs are not taken care of.

It’s the opposite of when heterosexuals ask a gay person how “gay sex” is like.

There is no such thing as gay or hetero sex. It’s just sex and everyone experiences or practices it individually

Gay person: Oh you are straight, so tell me how do heterosexuals have sex? I can’t picture how that works.

Hetero sex is a word used by lgbt+ people to let straight people know how it feels like when they ask queer people what gay sex is like. Heteronormative society thinks the only way to have sex is when a man penetrates a woman.

by exhaustedsociety July 26, 2020

hetemiesexual

When your clearly straight, but sus for your homies.

Im hetemiesexual

by BoredForbs November 13, 2020