hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

hershe

A very sweet, feminine brown girl

Mmm, I'd like to give that hershe a kiss!

by C's_w_Seeds October 1, 2009

Hershey

The God above God. Only known proof of his existence lies in the product whose name can’t be pronounced. The closest human guess is the word "chocolate." Has created the most profound religion on the earth, the religion of Hershey. Religion’s main philosophy is to eat the fruit provided to us by the generous Hershey, who sits on his throne behind the gates of His paradise, the Park of Hershey. In this miraculous place, where rivers flow with chocolate goodness and rains Kisses, people are forever happy and satisfied. Only by faith in Hershey and proclaiming your loyalty by consuming the gifts provided to us by Him can one be allowed through the gates of His sweet heaven. Naysayers may belittle this religion. But think about the last time you bit into the richness of a milk chocolate almond bar. This heavenly satisfaction can only be divine creation. The existence of Hershey CANNOT BE DENIED!!! We must all worship his truths, and adhere to his teachings:
1.Though shall always eat chocolate
2.Though shall not waste chocolate
3.Though shall not do harm to chocolate
4.Though shall not use the Lord Hershey’s name in vein
5.Though shall not covet someone else's chocolate
6.Though shall only accept the existence of one God and one god only, Hershey, and all other would-be Gods are the creations of the Devil himself, Willy Wonka.
7.Though shall not eat Willy Wonka brand chocolate
8.All those who deny Him shall be smitten into a terrible existence: living life in New Jersey.

I abandoned the dumb Christian God for the almighty and most powerfully delicious God, Hershey.

Hershey be with you, and also with you

Our Hershey, who art in the Park of Hershey, chocolatey be thy name. Thy Park come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Pennsylvania. Give us this day our daily chocolate, and forgive us our healthiness as we forgive those who eat healthy against us. And lead us not into healthy eating, but deliver us from brussel sprouts. Amen.

by TheProphetCaocao May 24, 2011

hershey condom

a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom

Dude I fucked that girl with a hershey condom.

by hershey condom December 14, 2009

hershey piss

When your diarrhea is so liquidy and runny that it sounds like your ass is pissing into the toilet.

God, I must have eaten something really bad last night, because I had to take a huge Hershey Piss that was all splishy and splattery.

by Jamal D. Snutsinyourmouth December 24, 2006

hershey spurt

The rather destructive effects of a large fart during or immediatley after anal sex. The by-product being refered to as a hershey spurt

She finally let me play the back nine, but right after I copped a hershey spurt!

by Miv January 9, 2005

Hershey Swirl

A tiny turd left in your pants after attempting to simply fart.

In order to relieve pressure Frank passed wind only to realize that he actually left himself a Hershey Swirl surprise.

by Itoldyouso May 16, 2007