I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
Please help me
by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
Get the Please help me mug.Messy hair. The flat, lifeless appearance of hair, or wild, 'uncontrollable' appearance of hair when a motorcycle helmet is removed. Most affected are women and it's a common problem for those with a coiffure.
When she took off her helmet, everyone could see she had 'helmet hair'.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
by ColonelBlimp September 5, 2011
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The word that you say when you're in 5th grade and you read the Urban Dictionary Page about 6th grade.
Urban Dictionary page- All your friends really don't like you, and you either turn into an emo or a slut.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.
by Wgdflgjhdsfgkljhdslkf February 26, 2008
Get the help me mug.A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".
by rjc July 22, 2006
Get the mud on the helmet mug.The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.
He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.
by Waltstar November 18, 2007
Get the Roman meat helmet mug.During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.
by Rahvihn March 23, 2004
Get the Handbagger Helper mug.the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).
by wallnizzle November 13, 2003
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