Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 December 15, 2008

Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 2, 2003

Hector Piss

Beer; most commonly Bud Light usually bought and drank by illegal immigrants from south of the border. Most Mexicans are named Hector

After a long day of building a block wall a Mexican usaully enjoys the ice cold taste of a Hector Piss.

Damn Juan is at 7-11 buying more Hector Piss.

Prefered drink of Mexicans.

"Yo quiero un Hector Piss"

by Bihadamist February 21, 2009

Hector

A straight edge dildo.

Omg I couldn't get laid last night so I bought me a Hector.

by aggin February 28, 2013

Hector

KELS PET ROCK FROM OMORI

Kel: “hey guys i found my pet rock hector”

by aspeno March 15, 2021

Hector

Hector is a very sweet, nice and respectful guy. You can trust him with anything. He can always tell when something is wrong with you and doesn't like to have secrets hidden from him.if you ever find a Hector, love and care for him as much as possible.

I love hector so much!!!!

by Ehitjdhd July 15, 2021

You smell like hector estrada

A very rude way of saying smn smells lkle rat piss

Me: “you smell like hector estrada”
Hector: what does dat meen
Me: means you smell like rat piss
Hector: fagget
Me: u smell like hector

by Not smell boi December 11, 2019