Hatelife

An extreme state of melancholy or depression brought about by thinking the world is against you.

My girlfriend broke up with me, my house burned down and I lost my job. I have a bad case of hatelife.

by Lil H September 15, 2006

Hazel

The most beautiful girl to ever walk the earth an amazing gf and even better friend she is always there for her friends no matter what she is perfect inside and out and her bf is the luckiest man alive her best friend is probably named Maria

Seth: My gf is the best her name is hazel

by swarends February 17, 2020

Chode Hartzell

A person by the name of CHODE HARTZELL.Go to myspace and search her, she's a roleplayer who attacks people in bulletins 'cause she has no other life. Seriously...what kind of name is CHODE? Fffrreeaaaakkkk.

Person A: Did you see what Chode Hartzell said in her bulletin?
Person B: Which one? She spams up my bulletin board. Such a WANNABE.

Person C: OMG Chode just said the meanest thing about -insert person here-.
Person D: Story of her life, she's a WANNABE.

Anonymous: Chode WANTS TO BE Canada.

by RP-er April 3, 2009

hazelos

A new and cereal that makes you high if you eat it.

"Man, those HAZELOS were the shit!"

"My favorite cereal is KUSH GLAZED HAZELOS!"

by DOOBER-HEAD September 10, 2005

Hazel

A badass child with the attitude of a mule, but is the maddest, most amazing friend that you can ever have. She lights up any room just with her laugh, which is both infectious and silvery.

DANGER
THIS CHILD WILL STRANGLE IF ANGRY OR SAD OR ANYTHING REALLY!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THIS CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND BUT KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

A Hazel is chasing me! HELP!!!!!!!

by Catsanddogsandunicornswilove June 3, 2019

Hazel

A name that suits to short people due to the name is also short (this is my opinion)

My height is 4'5 so I named myself Hazel.

by just a normal lurker November 17, 2021

Hazel McCallion

Born February 14, 1921 she is the mayor of Mississauga, Ontario Canada. One of the longest serving mayors in Canada, she has served Mississauga well for more then 30 years. Every election in Mississauga is lopsided towards her, although who's complaining?

She does an excellent job of keeping Mississauga clean, have low crime rates, and our city wealthy (I think we have $200 million dollars in reserves?) Also she promises to keep Toronto out of our city maintaining our unique identity.

Hazel McCallion is also known as Hurricane Hazel for her vibrant outspoken style of no-nonsense politics.

by MEOWMIXMAN April 3, 2009