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Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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diluted happiness

Being happy with your friends and still thinking about a special someone who won't let you be truly happy because they continue to control your life and happiness... but when you let go of that someone... you learn the meaning of true happiness and appreciate the friends you have around you.
I was suffering from diluted happiness because of my ex, but when I learned to let go of him I found out what true happiness really is.
by Felix da Cat 143 August 24, 2011
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happiness

the occasional moment when one is not contemplating why they are unhappy.
bro 1: dude are you experiencing happiness?

bro 2: damn it, I was but now that you made me think about it, I'm not.
by dailybirdsandtrees January 1, 2017
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happiness

A strong sensation that overwhelms your body when you are with Daniel May.
"Bro Daniel May is such a fag but when I'm with him I feel happiness."
by Prajeet Mahutmar February 4, 2017
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Happiness

Is one of a select small group of feelings that a person strives to find thourgh out life. Yet it is hard to capture and hold on to. Happiness is this feeling you get when you have no worries of what is to come no matter what life throws at you. It often comes in small bursts at a time but when you are in a truly happy state hold on to it and cherish it forever!!
Notice the small things in life cause they can bring you the happiness you search for
by Real10 February 26, 2017
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Happiness

What is happiness?

I don’t know... I’ve never had it.
by Sadcatto June 19, 2019
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Happiness

Something that doesn't exist
Happiness is fake
by 420 69 69 69 420 November 22, 2019
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