When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.
Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.
Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.
Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"
by brock boy November 25, 2021
hankie is 4'9 most.
by iwilldeletethiswithouthessitat January 28, 2022
"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."
by Proto-menace March 29, 2010
When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 23, 2021
by Lil Leg Day) November 28, 2023
by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018
When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.
Example 1:
“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”
Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”
“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”
Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”
by doctordual639 June 23, 2021