Roman Handgrena

The sexual act of pooing in your own hand and then depending on its consistency moulding it into a ball ...by the way your doing this whilst back scuttling a lass (or lad) upon your climax you throw your "grenade" at the back of her head shouting "hail ceasar" for no apparent reason .

Shit got a bit crazy last night, went back home with a lass. She was utter filth and said claimed she didn't have any boundaries. That changed when I performed the Roman Handgrenade on her. She called the police and was arrested.

by Tony Chong June 14, 2018

le-handré

Shy girl, who loves to drink. Once she's drunk, she loves to dance and sing, even though she can't. Loved by all her friends. She's the kind of go-to girl when you need someone to talk to.

You are a true Le-Handré. You're my craziest friend.

by Ella'tjie June 19, 2018

burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

No Hander Slammer

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.

Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.

by Wailex May 19, 2022

left-handers

Homosexuals, Army slang

Billet 2 is for left-handers, keep your back to the wall sarge.

by stag4667 September 26, 2006

handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.

"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"

by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005

Love Handrails

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

by Hands Harris April 15, 2009