one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

Left handed

A person whose left hand is the dominant one. About 12% of people are left handed.

Being left handed is genetic, it's not a preference.

by MaggieChow June 29, 2010

red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

left handed

some one who perfers to use their left hand for most tasks, they make up 7-20% of the population, the remainder are righ handed or ambidextorus.

Many of my friends are left handed.

by Redi March 6, 2007

left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

by coinroller December 29, 2007

italian hanger

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Instead of bying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.

by Italian_Stallion December 28, 2005

left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.

by b0ng April 3, 2003