gurt

funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other

yo gurt

by burti September 17, 2025

Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.

Omg gurt you are so funny

by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

move or act with great haste.

"we'd better gurt"

by ssnowh January 19, 2023