gurt

random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025

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Weird ass nigga

Yo your a gurt

by 111222444555 October 6, 2025

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1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells

person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"

by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025

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When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025

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When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

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