grumpy cowboy

Like the reverse cowgirl, but while doing reverse pushups.

Zach Statler: I gave that girl a sick grumpy cowboy last night, it was so good she made me wear a cowboy hat and boots.

by xbassistdoodx September 6, 2010

Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

pinching a grumpy

Taking a shit

I'm pinching a grumpy

by shaykay85 May 17, 2014

Grumpy

Taking a shit, dump. etc;

I need to take a Grumpy

by Micah#1 June 10, 2008

grumpy

taking a poop that is so hard and tough that it is just pissed off on the way out

whew! that one was grumpy

by DelbyJ February 15, 2007

Grumpy gills

Someone being grumpy for no reason.

Joel, you're such a grumpy gills.

by Mdcf January 11, 2010

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004