granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.

Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.

by NoloD December 4, 2017

Ginny and Georgia

A secret nickname used to call your hot pharmacy school classmate.

Ginny and Georgia was looking fine today.

by Bogabrezmej April 14, 2022

granny randrew

A grandmother who hates her grandkids

Nan stabbed me, what a granny randrew

by ImAlittlepea September 28, 2022

Ur Granny Fanny

Ur Granny Fanny is 1000% worse than ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay lol together, just saying these words can't kill a person and let them burn in hell forever.

Juan: Your moms birth control and your dad condom combined is not even as bad as you are.
Alex: Shut up gaywad. Ur Granny Fanny.
Juan: *Dies and burns in hell*

by Mr.Boomtasicofboomtasics March 14, 2018

GANGSTA GRANNIES

One who is a way cool older lady . They usually hang in a pack . They wear torn jeans and tramp stamps . They are pro drug and anti abortion , and pro trump . They March to the beat of their own drum . They have names like Peyton Kelly Julie and Carol and like to wear ripped jeans .

Hey let’s go to Peyton’s pad “She’s a real GG “ yeah she is a GANGSTA GRANNIES !

by Areal gangstagrannie August 22, 2022

ur granny tranny

To be used as a last resort if both ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian are in effective. It is known to turn your opponent into a bumbling mess so badly they run off and cry in a corner like a little bitch.

Ur dad lesbian.
No Your Granny tranny....

by lancelot&co March 14, 2018

can your granny sew?

A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.

English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"

by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004