by Vinny October 26, 2003
Get the governatormug. A necessary evil. What America needs less of. A group of blood-thirsty vampires with an unquenchable thirst for more power. It was originally established to create a judicial system, to collect taxes and declare war, but has grossly over stepped its bounds. The GOV in America is not for the citizens anymore. It is not run by the lawmakers themselves but by lobbyists and special interest. The GOV has gotten so big that it wants to control what you do in your bedroom, what you do with your body, has invaded your home, has invaded your car, has even invaded professional sports. It wants to control EVERY aspect of your life. It is filled with corporate fatcats and lobbysists who give money to Congress for their special interest. It doesnt protect the little guy and the citizens anymore, but only looks out for its rich friends. The GOV cares more about pork (not the Presidential intern type) than it does about solving real issues.
The government sucks and is useless, filled with old, rich, white guys with little minds and even littler monkeys.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com February 2, 2008
Get the Governmentmug. "My mission is to be the governor."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Who sent you?"
-John Connor
"You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be the governor of California, in this time."
-Arnie
"This is deep..."
-John
***
"I'll be back."
-Arnie during another election
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Who sent you?"
-John Connor
"You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be the governor of California, in this time."
-Arnie
"This is deep..."
-John
***
"I'll be back."
-Arnie during another election
by Dave February 16, 2004
Get the governatormug. A ruthless cyborg killing machine (Schwarzenegger) created by SkyNet (Republican Party). SkyNet will send this killer cyborg back in time to kill our founding fathers before they can write our Constitution that gives rights to every American.
Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003
Get the governatormug. It can come in all types,
Communism, Fascism or just your normal average government... either way however none of them are really what they say they are or what they are "supposed" to be.
All of them are meant to "somehow" help the country and people, ESPECIALLY the people. They SHOULD be helping the people, however they do not.
In fact they are actually if anything for themselves but most importantly they are for the corporations. (Wal-Mart i'm talking about you.)
They end up using most of the money that you pay them through taxes to support corporations. Its an endless circle fueled by greed. The government just doesn't seem to care... and... when did they anyway?
Communism, Fascism or just your normal average government... either way however none of them are really what they say they are or what they are "supposed" to be.
All of them are meant to "somehow" help the country and people, ESPECIALLY the people. They SHOULD be helping the people, however they do not.
In fact they are actually if anything for themselves but most importantly they are for the corporations. (Wal-Mart i'm talking about you.)
They end up using most of the money that you pay them through taxes to support corporations. Its an endless circle fueled by greed. The government just doesn't seem to care... and... when did they anyway?
The Government is full of greedy ass holes who don't even care about the people anymore but instead about making sure big companies are still funding them.
by The Angry Girl October 24, 2010
Get the Governmentmug. by zimmm is gay August 16, 2004
Get the governatormug. A washed up, fat ass republican suffering from hypogonadism due to a diminshed supply of now outlawed anobolic steroids. After his long lived sucess in body building and kicking sand in whimps faces at the beach. The Governator moved on to become a action movie hero. Although never able to master the art of the English language, the Governator has been an inspiration to the cognitively challenged all over the world. (except Austria) Taking the higher moral ground for his political aspirations, the Governator declared himself a Repubican and headed to Sacramento with his 7 Hummers, Cuban Cigars and lofty, ambiguous goals for taking down "Special Interests" such as 86 year old ladies healthcare plans, one legged police officer's pensions, and cutting back funding to those girly girl teachers who tried to teach him English. Although exihibiting himself as a tough guy who even brandished a 2 foot knife for the media while "Slashing" the budget, the poor Governator turned tail and ran from some crazy trash talking redneck from Atascadero, California in May of 2010. The Governator refuse the glory of the Octagon and chose be be just plain ol' gone. Fair thee well sweet prince.
Dude, did you hear the Governator was afraid to step into the ring with some trash talking redneck from the sticks? I guess all those years of flexing in women's panties were some kind of sign. Maybe he's spooning with Rush right now.
by J Conner June 23, 2010
Get the Governatormug.