google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

googlaxian

A term used for a living thing or object that is so bizarre you can not find ordinary words to describe it.

Person A: So anyway I started sprinting on all fours like a dog.
Person B: What? Nah you a googlaxian.

by Aureasz October 9, 2021

ok google

When someone gives out more information then what was asked for

Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google

by mvcg October 27, 2019

50 Shades Of Google

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.

"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."

by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015

i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying

person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

by christi jones April 28, 2020

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009