Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

by Dicephalon January 31, 2021

Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 9, 2020

Gooey Gas

Wet flatulence. Also referred to as a shart.

Joe intended time simply fart, but he dropped a gooey gas.

by Timsusername April 5, 2020

smack gooey

To masturbate and ejaculate everywhere

Ex. I smack gooey so hard I hit the ceiling with goo.

by Ummm words Arw worgs November 9, 2023

Gooey

Gooey is the mixture of the popular goon sack, tropical juices and citrusy flavoured drinks all mixed in an esky. This popular among the Australian party scene as its cheap to make and there is so much of it that it becomes the community drink of the night

Jason: Oi cunt wanna make gooey and do some fucking MD
Steve: Yeh fuck yeh I do cunt

by The Gooey Maker March 7, 2019

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

gooeies

The natural vaginal cream secreted by women.

"Don't touch me with the gooeies."

-@PleasureP__

by @kilocakesole January 30, 2024