gosper

Verb. To gosper is to appoint a family member to a position ahead of a properly chosen candidate.

"Did you get that job, mate?" "Nah, I was gospered at the last minute."
See Olympic 2000 torch relay start in Greece.

by Waterlogged January 4, 2007

Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

gomer pile

A pile of gomer.

A weirdo.
A silly and awkward person.

Look at that gomer pile with the goofy raincoat!

by brittdawg May 11, 2010

gomer

Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.

How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!

by N. Berry December 15, 2008

gomer

someone who has a crapwagon perversion

"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"

by d00d July 15, 2004

glompers

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

by I am Joel October 11, 2004

gooper

The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.

I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006