Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009

golfer

Twat. Distinct from a 'cunt'; a dickhead.

"Whatever, you golfer."

by MrT. January 12, 2007

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

Gaffer

Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.

"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"

by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005

Night Golfer

A homosexual.

Yeah, that guy seems cool, but I have a feeing he might be a night golfer, if you know what I mean.

by Popo June 24, 2003

gaffer

a big marajuana joint.

hey, let's smoke a fat gaffer and get stoned.

by Red_Rain January 11, 2009